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What will I do when you are far

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away and I am blue?

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What will I do when I'm alone

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with only dreams of you?

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Smells nice. What is it?

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Fisherman's bake.

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Lovely. For one.

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What are you having then?

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Ain't she supposed to be lunching up
Dorians?

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No, she's back on that stupid hip and
thigh diet, ain't she?

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I don't know, I don't fancy all that
meat at lunchtime.

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I remember a time when you couldn't eat
nothing before going to visit Daryl.

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Yeah, well, just goes to show how you
can get used to anything, given time.

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Which he was.

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Swap you a bit of really tasty gossip
for a bit of your slightly tasty

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fisherman's bait.

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I'm not interested in gossip.

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Dorian is planning to spend an whole
night with Luke in his flat

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above the kitchen shop.

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Nah. Who told you?

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She did. Instricted confidence.

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I don't know why you're telling me then.

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Gossip ain't worth passing on unless
it's restricted confidence.

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Of course I'm Mrs. Stubbs. There's no
one else here, is there?

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Now, what the hell's going on?

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I'm Mrs. Simmons, the prison welfare
officer.

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Well, why can't I go and see my Daryl?
He ain't on the roof again, is he?

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Take a seat, would you, Mrs. Stubbs?

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Frankly, I'm at a loss as to why you're
here.

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Oh, you ain't transferred into some
other nick, have you?

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No, he's in the hospital, of course.
Didn't you know?

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The prison hospital?

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Oh, no, we don't have facilities here
for emergencies.

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He's in the Royal Infirmary. Oh, he
ain't tried to top himself, has he?

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he was feeling very depressed at my last
visit.

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I blame it on the food in here. All them
additives and colourings and E

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-numbers. And he's got very sensitive
digestion.

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He likes fillet steak, corn -fed
chicken, Scotch milk salmon.

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Oh, I'm done with that Canadian stuff.

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I bet you've been feeding him Canadian
stuff.

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Mrs Stubbs, I think I can with
confidence say that your husband has not

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force -fed inferior smoked salmon.

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Appendicitis. Oh, no.

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He could die.

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Well, he won't. The operation was a
complete success.

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Was? When?

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Well, he was taken ill last Thursday and
they operated on Friday. That's almost

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a week ago. Why didn't no -one tell me?
Well, I was off duty at the time, but

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the assistant governor said he would
write straight away. Ain't you heard a

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telephone? Oh, I'm very sorry. Yeah,
I'll bet.

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Oh, poor Daryl. He must have abandoned
him.

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He's probably lying there all alone in
his bed of pain.

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There you go, darling.

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Just like what the private patients are
getting.

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Thanks, Joy. Hold on.

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He's not allowed boo.

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The doctor's orders.

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Medicinal.

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Here we go.

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Well,

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did you find anything?

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Any drugs, skeleton keys, sawn -off
shotgun?

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Not yet.

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Ah, ah, it's, uh, it's all right.

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It's clear. Oh, very much. You like
messing his food up, don't you? Just

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me job, darling, like you should be.

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Instead of getting all mushy about him,
I mean, he's a convicted violent

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criminal, you know. Not the kind of
money bleeding Chris does.

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Oh,

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Daryl. Baby.

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Oh.

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Oi, oi, what's this, a snogagram?

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This is my wife.

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Oh, you all right? How do you feel?

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I'm fine.

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Well, you know, I'm a bit weak and sore,
but on the mend.

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They never told me. I went to the
prison. It was awful.

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Oh, calm down, Trace. I'm OK.

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Anyway, it's better you didn't come
before.

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Today's the first day I really felt
myself.

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It's not him feeling himself. You
wouldn't worry about that.

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Ignore him, Trace. It's just his
pathetic attempt at humour.

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Go and get a vase, would you? There's a
good constable.

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I can't leave the room, can I? She might
slip you something.

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Or vice versa.

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Oh, please, Officer.

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Can't we just have a few minutes alone?

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A few seconds would do it.

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Here you are, Mrs Phelps.

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Thank you.

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Shall I just plump up your pillows for
you, Daryl?

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Thank you, nursey.

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I'd like to be alone with my husband.

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What's going on with her, Daryl?

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Nothing.

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Well, I think she's got a bit of a crack
on me.

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You sure you ain't been encouraging her?
You've only been here five minutes.

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Of course I've been encouraging a trace.

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Eh?

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Don't you see?

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This is a fantastic one -off
opportunity.

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What? To do a Kenneth Clark and screw
the NHS?

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I mean, this is a fantastic one -off
opportunity to escape.

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Escape? Oh, bit louder, Tracey. He's got
earphones on.

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What are you talking about?

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Joy and me.

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I've got it all worked out. Don't worry.

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But where would you go? I mean, the law
will be after you.

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I'm not talking about going over the
wall for good.

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I just fancy a night out with me missus.

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Well, don't you think Mr Plodd would
notice?

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I told you, it's all under control.

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Me and Joy... Oh, what is all this Me
and Joy stuff?

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I mean, what was she doing before?
Plumping your pillows up or trying to

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breastfeed you?

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She's just very understanding.

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Yeah, I saw.

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No, her brother's doing a tent stretch
at Wakefield.

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And she reckons he's been fitted up, so
she's on our side.

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So? So, do you fancy spending tonight in
a little hotel or what?

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Of course I do.

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Shh. And not a word to that loudmouth
sister of yours.

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Hello. Good afternoon.

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I'm sorry to bother you, but would you
like me to paint your house?

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Actually, we're thinking of getting
Yorkstone cladding.

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I mean, would you like me to paint a
picture of your house?

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Oh, I see.

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Why?

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Ah.

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There you have me.

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Did I?

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Bit quick, weren't it? How did it be
over?

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No, you see, once you begin to ask why
of art, you embark on the age -old

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philosophical debate that has
preoccupied the world's greatest

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the dawn of recorded time.

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Really?

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Better come in and tell me about it,
then.

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Cheers.

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Cheers.

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Funny old drink, Perno, isn't it?

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I only started on it out of curiosity.

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After I see that advert at the multi
-screen.

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You know, where the naked bird swims
through a glassful while the bloke tunes

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his guitar.

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Tastes all right, though, doesn't it?

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Reminds me of Hennessy, balls.

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You liked me, cinema.

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Well, the seats are nice, but they've
got this stupid no -smoking rule,

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they? No, I don't mean that specific
cinema. I mean, cinema is an art form.

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No, I just like anything with Mel Gibson
in it.

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So, I thought you were going to show me
your paintings, then.

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Well, I don't think my pictures would
really suit your taste.

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Oh, take no note of this old tat.

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No, my husband, well, my late husband,
he chose these pictures before he

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it. Oh, sorry.

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Oh, I'm not. He was a pig.

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I'll be glad to get rid of all signs of
him.

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Ah, good.

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So... Unzip your portfolio and let the
dog see the rabbit.

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Hello? Operator Services.

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This is 501 2797.

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I want to book an alarm call.

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What time?

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Let's say about 30 seconds.

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What do I want an alarm call for in 30
seconds?

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To wake me up, of course.

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What do you mean I am awake? How do you
know? I could be Sparco.

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Look, just give me an alarm call, will
you?

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But Maureen Littman doesn't have to put
up with all that verbal.

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Hello?

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Oh, thank you very much.

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Hello? Yes, this is Mrs Stubbs.

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Oh, no.

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What is it? When?

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What is it? How?

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What is it? That he's going to be all
right, my little Garfie.

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What the hell is it?

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Yes, of course.

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Straight away.

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Terry in general.

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Right.

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Something the matter, Tracy?

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It's Garfie.

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He's got his appendix out.

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Oh, no.

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00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:19,210
Yeah, it was just taken ill during
double latin.

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He's in Kettering General.

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Private room, of course.

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Of course. Of course.

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But they can't operate until I sign the
release form.

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He's going to be all right, though,
isn't he? Yeah, yeah. He's stabilised.

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baby. But I've got to be with him.

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All night?

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Of course.

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Of course.

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Hello, Martin?

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It's Sharon.

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That's right, the rich widow from
Chigwell.

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Yeah, I've been looking at your
paintings and your whole style excites

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and more.

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00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:10,710
Well, let me just have a look at my
personal organiser.

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00:11:11,770 --> 00:11:14,610
Oh, well, I've got the beautician coming
at six.

203
00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:20,409
Oh, my masseur's here at eight. But I
could squeeze you in at nine for, say, a

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little light supper.

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00:11:22,830 --> 00:11:23,880
You like fish?

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00:11:24,310 --> 00:11:27,020
Pick up cod and chips twice on your way
over, will you?

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Oh, and Martin, don't forget the
wallies.

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Bye.

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You've either got or you haven't got
style.

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Hello, Wade.

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Insulating company.

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I bought you a nice piece of birthday
cake.

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00:11:50,050 --> 00:11:51,370
Oh, Gerald, she's...

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Hangs off. It's my cake.

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If she wanted to give you a bit... Rules
are rules.

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Then now you make them up.

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Very nice.

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00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:02,750
Ooh!

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00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,930
Compliments to the chef. Well, leave
some for Daryl. Mm -hm.

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Mm.

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The usual.

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Eggs, flour, sugar, chloral hydrate.

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Here you go.

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Yeah, which get these?

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Our patient on Churchill Ward. Oh, what
do you mind?

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No, he died this morning.

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Don't worry, it wasn't infectious.

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Watch that.

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Plum, you made me jump. Me too. That
drug should have gone straight to his

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brain. Yeah, well, if you want it to go
straight to his brain... You should have

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stuffed the cake up his bum.

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He was a bit special, weren't he?

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Van Gogh's one of my heroes.

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00:13:07,510 --> 00:13:08,830
No, not Van Gogh. Don McLean.

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There.

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Now I can get my money back on the
empties.

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I suppose I'd better be going.

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Hang about, hang about.

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I haven't ordered a picture yet.

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Look, cut the pretense, Sharon.

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Admit it, you've just been messing me
around, haven't you?

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You never had any intention of
commissioning a picture.

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Why should you?

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You're a wealthy widow and I'm just a...

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struggling artists with that much
talent.

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Oh, you're good, really.

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I like what you showed me.

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Really? Well, great.

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And I want to see more.

250
00:14:07,110 --> 00:14:09,880
That'll be a tenner, please, mate. All
right, wait a sec.

251
00:14:11,730 --> 00:14:12,780
You made it, then?

252
00:14:12,990 --> 00:14:14,040
Yeah, looks like it.

253
00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:15,580
Hmm.

254
00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:17,470
Yeah, can you play him?

255
00:14:17,471 --> 00:14:18,679
How much?

256
00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:19,730
Ten a lot.

257
00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:21,590
Cheers.

258
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:29,519
Here, what's occurring then? You told me
this was a medical emergency, not a bit

259
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:32,180
of illicit hanky -panky. Want a knuckle
sandwich?

260
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,240
No thanks, mate. I ate a dome.

261
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,959
What time do you want collecting then?

262
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,240
5am on the dot.

263
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:39,510
Right, see you later.

264
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:54,570
God, these electric jug kettles. Really
come to the boil quick.

265
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:57,760
All right, don't rub it in. I said I was
sorry.

266
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:00,210
Eh?

267
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,240
Not coming to the boil.

268
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,600
Don't be silly. It don't matter.

269
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,010
It does to me.

270
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:08,600
Look, we've got plenty of time.

271
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:12,340
Four lousy hours. Four wonderful hours.

272
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:15,630
Look, you've got to look on the bright
side.

273
00:15:16,060 --> 00:15:17,800
We're together, alone.

274
00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:19,640
Nobody knows we're here.

275
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,920
Tonight is going to be the best night of
our lives ever.

276
00:15:23,970 --> 00:15:25,110
Fancy a custard cream?

277
00:15:28,650 --> 00:15:30,410
Tracy, I don't want to go back.

278
00:15:30,411 --> 00:15:31,849
Oh, no.

279
00:15:31,850 --> 00:15:32,900
I mean it.

280
00:15:32,901 --> 00:15:36,409
I can't face the thought of another
seven years banged up with two deadbeats

281
00:15:36,410 --> 00:15:37,460
their slot buckets.

282
00:15:38,510 --> 00:15:40,190
Jesus, Tracy, I've got to get away.

283
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:41,280
Daryl, you can't.

284
00:15:41,990 --> 00:15:43,040
I'm out now, Tracy.

285
00:15:44,190 --> 00:15:46,180
This is the only chance I'm going to
get.

286
00:15:46,181 --> 00:15:50,209
We could shoot off home now, get our
passports, fetch Garthy and he'll be

287
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,789
the channel before... That's stupid.

288
00:15:51,790 --> 00:15:53,429
No, it's not. The hovercraft's run all
night.

289
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:54,530
All right, all right.

290
00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:56,530
Supposing we do do a bunk, then what?

291
00:15:56,810 --> 00:15:58,070
Next stop, South America.

292
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:01,070
Oh, there's a night bus from Calais to
Rio, is there?

293
00:16:01,890 --> 00:16:02,940
Eh?

294
00:16:03,070 --> 00:16:04,690
Then what would we use for money?

295
00:16:04,691 --> 00:16:06,909
Well, put the air tickets on plastic.

296
00:16:06,910 --> 00:16:08,110
And how do we pay it back?

297
00:16:08,530 --> 00:16:09,950
Who cares? We'll be in Rio.

298
00:16:11,030 --> 00:16:13,500
Don't you want to be with me and Garthy
in the sun?

299
00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:14,580
On Copacabana?

300
00:16:15,579 --> 00:16:16,700
Carnival time in Rio.

301
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:18,820
Best football in the world.

302
00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:21,830
Tropical fruit just hanging off the
trees.

303
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:23,700
Can't you just see it?

304
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:27,160
Can't you just taste it? Yeah, but it's
pie in the sky.

305
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,060
Don't you want me on the outside?

306
00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:31,420
Well, of course I do.

307
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,580
But not as a fugitive from justice.

308
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:38,159
When you get out, I want us to be able
to walk arm in arm around Tesco's with

309
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,210
our heads held high.

310
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,700
Not looking over our shoulders all the
time.

311
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,340
But this is my big chance.

312
00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:47,600
Unless, of course, you don't want me
out.

313
00:16:47,601 --> 00:16:51,209
Unless, of course, you've got some bloke
tucked away somewhere. Is that why you

314
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:52,789
weren't bothered when I couldn't go to
business?

315
00:16:52,790 --> 00:16:55,029
Yeah, yeah, that's it, Daryl, you've
rumbled me.

316
00:16:55,030 --> 00:16:59,269
I'm sexually satiated due to the
attentions of the entire night shift of

317
00:16:59,270 --> 00:17:00,320
of Dagenham.

318
00:17:00,510 --> 00:17:01,560
What have you done?

319
00:17:01,690 --> 00:17:02,740
I told you.

320
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,250
No, it ain't good enough, Tracy.

321
00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:06,840
Daryl.

322
00:17:43,831 --> 00:17:45,519
Where have you been?

323
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:46,640
Where have I been?

324
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,700
Where have you been, you stupid?

325
00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:50,190
Idiot. Bert.

326
00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:51,670
Pillock. You choose.

327
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:54,680
Oh, I love you so much. I know.

328
00:17:54,681 --> 00:17:56,539
I'm sorry.

329
00:17:56,540 --> 00:17:57,600
I love you too.

330
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:04,039
Oh, it's just that I had to get out of
four walls, breathe fresh air, run round

331
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:08,459
under the stars, feel grass under me
feet, and get stung by those bleeding

332
00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:09,900
nettles round the back of the...

333
00:18:09,901 --> 00:18:13,819
Let's go to bed, eh? It's only three o
'clock.

334
00:18:13,820 --> 00:18:14,870
Yeah. Yeah.

335
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:18,130
Oh.

336
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,210
I'm shattered.

337
00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:26,190
Oh.

338
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,450
Oh.

339
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:40,700
I'm checked for all you early risers.

340
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,280
It's ten past five.

341
00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:44,500
I want to break free.

342
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,080
I want to break free.

343
00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:51,280
You should have woken me up.

344
00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:54,300
Oh, my love, you need to rest. You've
become a patient.

345
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,020
I won't ask if you had a nice night.

346
00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:00,720
You didn't get a good sleep.

347
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,190
Daryl.

348
00:19:14,730 --> 00:19:16,070
I want to break free.

349
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:20,050
I want to break free.

350
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:26,950
I want to break free.

351
00:19:29,290 --> 00:19:32,490
Oh no, it's the old Bill.

352
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:58,689
you were doing 65 miles an hour in a
built -up area?

353
00:19:58,690 --> 00:20:02,050
No. But if you have the first few bars,
I might be able to pick it up.

354
00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:04,980
Driving licence.

355
00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:06,870
Yeah, mate, hang about.

356
00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:11,030
Tracy supposedly recognises me. Just
keep calm.

357
00:20:12,630 --> 00:20:13,950
We don't know him, officer.

358
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,410
We just called a minicab.

359
00:20:15,411 --> 00:20:17,669
You do have a driving licence, I
suppose?

360
00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:19,630
Yeah, of course I do. It must be in
here.

361
00:20:22,470 --> 00:20:23,520
Yeah.

362
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,830
Turn your engine off, give me the keys,
get out of the car.

363
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:28,560
Assuming you can stand up.

364
00:20:36,220 --> 00:20:38,630
I knew he was troubled the minute he
picked me up.

365
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,250
Millwall supporter.

366
00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:46,139
I'm afraid I'll have to take this car to
the police station. You can call a

367
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:47,940
proper licensed taxi cab from there.

368
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,480
No, it's all right. We'll walk.

369
00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:52,939
We're only a mile away from home if we
cut through the woods.

370
00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:53,990
We'll be fine.

371
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,330
You sure?

372
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,430
Yeah, honest.

373
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:57,820
It's a lovely morning.

374
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:04,640
Now what? Now we'll find a phone box and
fast.

375
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:12,810
Martin?

376
00:21:14,780 --> 00:21:15,830
No, ow.

377
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,050
Oh,

378
00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:21,270
not again.

379
00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:26,950
Just let me sleep.

380
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,180
What's the matter with you?

381
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:32,410
It's about your physical pain. You're a
young man.

382
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:33,810
Was.

383
00:21:59,050 --> 00:22:01,580
Yeah, all right. Yeah, all right. Stay
where you are.

384
00:22:05,290 --> 00:22:06,850
Tidy up before you go, will you?

385
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,000
to interrupt, but I need a lift.

386
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,450
What the hell?

387
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:07,970
Tracy's in trouble.

388
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:09,340
Is she in physical danger?

389
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,320
No. Well, then I'm going back to bed.

390
00:23:11,321 --> 00:23:17,819
Dorian, if you don't help us, I'm going
straight round your house and give

391
00:23:17,820 --> 00:23:19,560
Marcus a full SP on you and Luke.

392
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,300
Runners, riders, the lot.

393
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,130
I'll get my coat.

394
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,290
Thank you.

395
00:23:45,551 --> 00:23:47,579
Where are they?

396
00:23:47,580 --> 00:23:51,459
She definitely said the Jolly Farmers.
Do you know how many Jolly Farmers there

397
00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:54,460
are? No, but I expect you've cheered
most of them up.

398
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:57,650
Tracey!

399
00:23:58,620 --> 00:24:00,220
Why they've been nicked?

400
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:01,810
Tracey!

401
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,050
Trace!

402
00:24:05,020 --> 00:24:06,070
Trace!

403
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:09,720
You came quick.

404
00:24:10,940 --> 00:24:11,990
Eh?

405
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:26,850
What is it?

406
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,280
Oh, you all right, love?

407
00:24:28,281 --> 00:24:29,939
I think a bird's been stitched.

408
00:24:29,940 --> 00:24:31,060
Oh. Oh.

409
00:24:31,061 --> 00:24:34,399
Oh, you must have done that when you
were giving that big hug.

410
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:38,299
No, I didn't. You did it whenever you
gave him whatever you were giving him

411
00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:39,239
I got here.

412
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:42,970
You poor, apportioning lame. This poor
boy's in rather a lot of discomfort.

413
00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:47,360
Oh, what a stroke of luck.

414
00:24:48,660 --> 00:24:49,710
God, you're stupid.

415
00:24:50,011 --> 00:24:51,879
Hello again.

416
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,440
I thought you were walking home.

417
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:54,820
We found him by the road.

418
00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,580
Have you been mugged?

419
00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:02,070
Can you describe the men? Were they
black?

420
00:25:02,071 --> 00:25:04,079
He's bitchy.

421
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,000
We've got to get him to hospital, quick.

422
00:25:06,001 --> 00:25:06,819
Oh, it's Ruth.

423
00:25:06,820 --> 00:25:07,870
Come on, then, mate.

424
00:25:12,860 --> 00:25:14,340
Your face is very familiar.

425
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:15,920
I've had it a long time.

426
00:25:42,939 --> 00:25:43,989
Stubbs?

427
00:25:45,180 --> 00:25:46,740
Stubbs, where the hell are you?

428
00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:49,060
Oh, no, not a bloody escape, please!

429
00:25:52,740 --> 00:25:54,180
Where the hell have you been?

430
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,780
Casualty. What? His stitches burst in
the night, didn't they?

431
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,800
I was screaming in agony and he was
gnawing like a pig.

432
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,610
If Joy hadn't hurt me, I could have bled
to death.

433
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,290
We've got a good mind to report you to
your senior officer.

434
00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:34,800
Look, I said I was sorry. What more do
you want?

435
00:26:35,420 --> 00:26:39,180
It's just very wounding to learn that
your own sister don't trust you.

436
00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:42,999
Do you honestly think I'd have told
anyone about you and Daryl's big night

437
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,290
It was Daryl that didn't want me to tell
no one.

438
00:26:45,580 --> 00:26:46,630
Oh, that's it.

439
00:26:46,740 --> 00:26:48,060
Blaming on a sick man.

440
00:26:48,260 --> 00:26:49,940
That's really thinking like that.

441
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,220
Give it a rest, will you, shall?

442
00:26:55,220 --> 00:26:58,020
If the boot had been on the other foot,
I'd have told you.

443
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:10,110
I wanted to watch a video in bed and I
ain't got a player in my room.

444
00:27:10,140 --> 00:27:12,670
Oh, report me to the rent tribunal, why
don't you?

445
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,460
I said I'm sorry. No, you never.

446
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,690
Well?

447
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,710
You probably ain't going to believe
this, Trace.

448
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:34,940
He'd come to paint the air.

449
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:55,499
He's a bit unconventional and a bit on
the crazy side. Best thing is just, you

450
00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:57,320
know, go with it. Ask no questions.

451
00:27:57,321 --> 00:27:58,539
Laugh anyway.

452
00:27:58,540 --> 00:28:00,609
It's the Kenny Everett Television Show.
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